Bozo criminal for today comes from Topeka, Kansas where bozo Michael Rogers was breaking into cars in the neighborhood and stealing their stereos when a group of residents discovered him and gave chase. He got away only to return a few minutes later. This time he walked up to one of the very residents that had caught him earlier and asked for a ride to the local pawnshop. Sure, he told our bozo, but instead delivered him to the police station. He’s under arrest.