November 1, 2002

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Thanks to several Bozo news hawks for alerting us to this story from Green Bay, Wisconsin, where our bozo criminal did the police a favor but got arrested anyway. Bozo Josh Hamilton was spotted a little after 1 a.m. after cops noticed his truck ignoring stop signs and going the wrong way on a one-way street. Attempts to pull our bozo over failed, and he led the cops on a chase with speeds seldom exceeding 20 mph. Finally, our bozo signaled for a turn and pulled right into the jail parking lot. He then smoked a cigarette and got out of the truck and lay face down, waiting to be handcuffed. He told the cops he knew he was drunk and was going to be arrested, so he just drove himself to the jail. And that was one thing he was right about–he was arrested.