August 6, 2003

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Bozo criminal for today comes from North Charleston, South Carolina where a group of bozos broke into a restaurant and used a cutting torch to cut a cantaloupe-sized hole in the safe. Unfortunately, in the process they misjudged the torch’s power and set fire to the cash. Oops. Video cameras show our bozo dashing through the restaurant carrying a glass of water to douse the fire. The police say he may have escaped with a few charred bills, but much of the cash was destroyed.