Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Pat Kevin for contributing our final bozo story for 2002. From Genoa, Illinois comes the story of 18 year old bozo Jordan Barton who called the cops to report a safe containing close to $10,000 had been stolen from his apartment. The good news for our bozo is that the police recovered the safe, with the money still inside, after apprehending a friend of Barton’s, who allegedly stole it. So where’s the bozo part of the story, you ask? It’s that our bozo failed to tell the cops that, in addition to the money, there were also 229 grams of psychedelic mushrooms inside the safe. Uh-oh. He’s been charged with possession with intent to distribute.