July 30, 2003

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Nassau County, on New York’s Long Island where bozo Jerry Curtis had gotten fed up with all the summertime re-runs on network television. So maybe he went to a movie? Nope. Curled up with a good book? No way. He did what any bozo would do. He broke into an apartment so he could watch a pay per view event on TV. He was kicked back in the La-z-Boy when the tenant returned home and called the cops. He’s probably really bored now. The county jail TV has only broadcast channels.