Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Brenda Helgerson for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil comes the story of bozo Anderlei Santos who stole a car and along with it the cell phone that was inside. The desperate owner called our bozo on the phone and negotiated the return of his vehicle for a ransom of $345. So far, so good, right? Wrong. When he worked out the deal for the payment of the ransom, our bozo told the man he could just deposit the money into his bank account, giving him his name and account number. Busted!