July 8, 2003

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk David Alford for sending in today’s report. From Harrisburg, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Shane Easley who had escaped from a nearby prison. Needing a place to crash, our bozo checked into the local Comfort Inn. When the clerk asked for identification, our bozo presented the only one he had, his prison ID. The clerk, who had heard about the escape, first gave him a room and then called the cops. When the police arrived, they found a woman in the room but no bozo. She told them he had gone to the liquor store. When he returned from his beer run he was taken into custody.