Whatever Happened to Carving Initials on a Tree Trunk

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dianne Overmyer for sending in today’s report from Pettyjohns Cave, Georgia where a group of cavers encountered two people coming out of the cave. Once inside, they noticed that someone had spray painted graffiti near the entrance of the cave. In addition to various obscenities, the vandals had also painted lovers initials. Guess our bozos graffiti artists forgot one thing. Before entering the cave, they had filled out information cards, complete with their names and addresses. Authorities matched up the initials with the names on the cards and then checked our bozos’ Facebook pages. Sure enough, they had posted pictures of themselves which matched the description given by the cavers. They’re busted!