December 16, 2003

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Lumberton, Texas where bozo Lloyd Collins kept calling the 911 number, insisting that police come over and arrest his fugitive cat. That’s right. His fugitive cat. He told the 911 operator that the cat had numerous outstanding warrants and should be locked up. The dispatcher warned him to stop calling but he persisted and finally deputies were sent to our bozo’s home. When they arrived, he repeated his story that his cat had outstanding warrants and should be arrested, inviting them in to look for the feline. And he said they should also take a look around for roaches since he had a lot of them. Don’t know about the roaches, but the officers did find drug paraphernalia. Our bozo’s under arrest.