January 28, 2004

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Cannings’s Cove, Newfoundland, comes the story of bozo James Harper who was pulled over by the cops after they noticed his vehicle had a burned out headlight. The officers noticed a strong smell of alcohol coming from the vehicle and asked our bozo if he had been drinking. He insisted he had not, due to medications he had been taking which would not allow it. And to prove it, he reached into his pocket and pulled out two prescription bottles and handed them to the police. Unfortunately for him, one of the bottles contained not pills but his stash of marijuana. Busted! He’s been charged with possession as well as the traffic violation.