February 6, 2004

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Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Campinas, Brazil where an unidentified bozo lost two bags at the bus station when he sat them down on the platform and went to get himself a beer. So he did what any upstanding citizen would do when finding their luggage missing, he reported his loss to the police on duty at the station. Which would have been fine except for one thing. Those bags didn’t have any clothes in them; they were jam packed full of marijuana, nearly 125 kilos worth. And they absolutely reeked of the stuff. Security guards had smelled it and the cops had picked up the bags while our bozo was enjoying his brew. He’s under arrest.