February 2, 2004

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Johnston, Rhode Island where bozo Troy Anderson held up a convenience store, getting away with some cash, coins and a few packs of cigarettes, all of which he dumped into a grocery bag. Our bozo left the scene on foot and the clerk quickly called the cops. It wasn’t quite like following the yellow brick road but it was easy enough for the officers to track down our bozo. They simply followed a trail of coins that had spilled from his sack as he walked to his apartment two blocks away. He’s under arrest.