June 28, 2005

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Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who sent in this one from Smyrna, Georgia, where a couple of bozos broke into a sporting goods store and stole several guns, including an AR-15 rifle and a shotgun. Unfortunately for our bozos, the break-in was captured by store security cameras. And even more unfortunately, our bozos returned to the scene of the crime the next day to try to buy some accessories for the stolen guns, including an ammunition clip for the AR-15. And still more unfortunately, they were even wearing the same clothes they had worn during the break-in the night before. The manager recognized them from the surveillance tape and called the cops.