November 2, 2005

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, where you could say Bozo Robert Wages was having a bad day. First, he successfully robbed a man at gunpoint. That was the last thing he did right. Then, his getaway car pulled up to pick him up, but the driver misjudged and ran over both our bozo and the victim. The driver then panicked and left, leaving our bozo to limp away with the cash. And that’s when a second driver took aim at our bozo, hitting him with her Lexus. Seeking to defend himself, he pulled his gun but ended up shooting himself in the leg…only to have the woman in the Lexus hit him again. Fortunately, at this time the cops showed up and rescued our bozo, taking him to the hospital before arresting him.