January 18, 2006

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Kansas City, Missouri where bozo Virgil Dawson ordered three large pizzas from the local Pizza Hut and gave the address of a vacant apartment downstairs from where he lives. When the driver showed up, he attacked him and stole the pizzas. Only one problem, when he called to give the order, he gave the store his real phone number. The cops tracked it down and found him in his apartment, surrounded by pizza crusts.