Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ray Rusnak for sending in today’s report. From Lowell, Massachusetts comes the story of bozo George Martinez who held up a local bank by threatening the teller with a bomb which he claimed to have in a bag he was carrying. After getting his money, our bozo quickly fled, leaving the bag behind. Police officers inspecting the bag found it contained no bomb. Instead it was filled with tangled wires and books. Ando one of the books was a Lowell area phone book with the recipient’s name and address listed on the label. Yep, he had left his own phone book in the bag. Officers went to the address on the label and made the arrest.