January 25, 2006

  • 1 min read

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ed Hart for sending in today’s report. From Winchester, Indiana comes the story of a bozo husband and wife team who were burglarizing a home and in the process got their car stuck in the driveway. A neighbor noticed the suspicious activity and called the cops. While waiting for the police, the neighbor walked over and asked our bozos what they were up to. They told him they were robbing the place, but since they had gotten stuck they were going to try to take all the stuff back inside so they wouldn’t be charged with theft. Didn’t work out. The cops arrived a few moments later and made the arrest.