August 18, 2006

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Bradenton, Florida, comes the story of bozo Stephen Williams who had recently been robbed and was seeing revenge. He grabbed a weapon, donned a ski mask and placed socks on his hands to prevent fingerprints and headed for the house of the person he thought robbed him. Then things started to go wrong. First of all, our bozo found it’s not as easy to kick down a door in real life as it is in the movies. After several attempts to break through, our bozo was about to give up when the residents opened the door. They then knocked him to the ground, grabbed his weapon (a BB gun) and called the cops. He’s been arrested and charged with home invasion. And did we mention these folks didn’t have anything to do with the original robbery? He went to the wrong house.