August 17, 2006

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Brenda Helgerson for sending in today’s report. From Charleston, West Virginia comes the story of bozo Michael Ray Harris who obviously believed the old saying, "When you gotta go, you gotta go." Unfortunately for him, he chose the parking lot of the West Virginia State Police Headquarters as the place for his pit stop. An officer noticed him and, after smelling alcohol, decided to check his truck. Inside he found a marijuana pipe and several pills for which he had no prescription. Busted!