November 21, 2006

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Bozo criminals for today violated Bozo Rule Number 57098: If you’re doing something illegal, keep your door shut. From Bethany, Oregon comes the story of two bozo marijuana entrepreneurs who had a booming business going, growing, processing and selling marijuana. We say "had" because one afternoon our bozos were in their garage sorting and packing the stuff, with a large amount spread out on the floor, and packaging materials and a scale close by. Maybe it got a little stuffy in there, because our bozos opened the garage door and continued working. Guess they didn’t notice the police cruiser roll by. The cops definitely notice them, though. Busted!