December 4, 2006

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Bridgeport, Connecticut where bozo Perry Quarry was driving a stolen vehicle. When he tried to pay for gas with a stolen credit card, the cops were called and our bozo took off on foot, abandoning the car. With the cops hot on his trail, our bozo climbed over a fence and then stopped to take a little break to smoke some crack cocaine. Before the police could catch up, he ran toward the docks where he hopped into a boat and then took himself another crack break. He shouldn’t have had that second one. He was still standing in the boat smoking crack when the cops arrested him.