Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Neville Hiatt for sending in today’s report. From Melbourne, Florida comes the story of bozo Ryan Carter, who just had to have one of the new Sony Playstation 3 game consoles. And as you know, they’re almost impossible to find. Our bozo heard that a store in a strip mall had one of the games, so he came up with a bozo plan. After all the stores had closed, he went to the back of the strip center and broke a window that he thought would allow him inside the store that had the playstation. Unfortunately, he miscalculated and broke the window of the jewelry store next door, setting off the silent alarm and notifying the cops. He was still looking for the playstation when the police arrived.