February 16, 2007

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Danbury, Connecticut comes the story of bozo Nakia Dawson who was under arrest for possession of marijuana and cocaine. He used his one phone call to call his aunt and asked her to please bring his safe from home so he could get cash to pay his bail. Auntie brought the safe to the jail and when our bozo opened it in front of a police officer, out fell the cash, along with drug paraphernalia and 16 grams of cocaine. Oops. His bond was raised to $125,000 and there wasn’t enough cash in there to cover the new amount.