February 28, 2007

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Laura Davidson for sending in today’s report. From Fircrest, Washington comes the story of an unidentified bozo in a stolen vehicle who led police on a high speed chase before crashing the truck into a tree. Our bozo fled the scene. We don’t know for sure, but perhaps the accident left him with sore muscles. In any event, the cops found him totally naked, soaking in a hot tub in the back yard of a nearby house. He’s under arrest.