March 1, 2007

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Clearwater, Florida comes the story of bozo Anthony Rowley who held up a bank, leaving behind fingerprints and a good image of himself on the video camera. A description was sent out to all the police departments in the area to be on the lookout. In what can only be considered to be a tactical error, our bozo failed to change clothes before making his scheduled meeting with his parole officer who recognized him. Oops. He’s under arrest.