June 5, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Utrecht, the Netherlands, where a mooning went terribly wrong. Our unidentified 21-year-old bozo was walking by a crowded restaurant when he got the uncontrollable urge to moon the folks inside. He dropped his pants and pressed his backside against the restaurant’s window. He must have pressed a little too hard, as the window broke, causing what the police called "deep wounds to the derriere." The restaurant owner took pity on him and agreed not to press charges when our bozo agreed to pay for the window.