June 6, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Boulder, Colorado, comes the story of bozo Paul Hickman who robbed a Starbucks. Guess he must have been a big fan of the place, as he returned to the same Starbucks two days later, not to rob it this time, but to order a cup of coffee. Two problems here. First, he was wearing the same yellow gloves, red backpack and wire rimmed glasses he wore during the robbery. And second, a detective was in the shop at the time questioning employees about the robbery. Busted!