June 17, 2008

Bozo criminals for today come from East Price Hill, Ohio, where bozos Marcus Blain and Antoine Harper held up the local Dominos Pizza. A passerby noticed the robbery in progress and alerted a nearby police officer. When our bozos spotted the cop, they made a hasty retreat by heading to the nearest door. Unfortunately, that door was not an exit. It was the door opening directly into the restaurant’s walk-in freezer. They’re now cooling their heels in jail.