June 19, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from the International File in Frankfurt, Germany. Our unidentified bozo and three accomplices attempted a late night break-in at a large grocery store. The security guard nabbed our bozo and handcuffed him to a railing while he went after the other crooks. He got them rounded up with some help from the cops, who discovered that our handcuffed bozo had broken the railing and escaped. Faced with the quandary of how to get the handcuffs off, he did what any bozo would do. He went down to the police station and asked the officer on duty to help remove them. Bad idea. He’s under arrest.