Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Melbourne, Australia. Bozo Alan Finch was arrested for stealing candy from a vending machine. Our bozo had developed a technique whereby he reached up into the machine and snatched chocolate bars, snacks and drinks. Perhaps all the extra calories caused our bozo to gain a little weight because this time, as he was showing off in front of his friends, his hand became stuck. After his friends had no luck freeing him, they called the authorities. It took rescuers over and hour to get him loose. The only snacks he’ll be getting his hands on for a while will come from the jailhouse kitchen.