October 13, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randy Shereda for sending in today’s report. From Detroit, Michigan, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who approached a man on the street and demanded that he turn over his cash. The man gave him $50, but when our bozo turned to flee, the man jumped on him, threw him to the ground and placed him in a chokehold. And that’s when our bozo offered up the Bozo Deal of the Week. If he would let him go, not only would he give him back the $50, but he would also throw in and extra $30 he had on him. Yep, our bozo lost $30 in the robbery. The cops are looking for him but he can’t exactly be charged with theft, can he?