Bozo criminals for today come from Chalmette, Louisiana, where bozo Troy McLain and his aunt, Lisa Snyder, burglarized a home and got away with several items, including a distinctive blanket with a dog pattern on it. Our bozos put the blanket to good use, hanging it in their front window so peering eyes couldn’t see all the other loot they had stolen and had stashed there. Which might have been a good idea except for the fact that they were next door neighbors of the people they robbed. And the victims spotted that distinctive blanket in the window immediately and called the cops. They’re under arrest.