Next Time Just TELL the Teller

Our bozo today really isn’t a criminal, but he does prove the old adage that no good deed goes unpunished. From Glastonbury, Connecticut comes the story of our bozo, who shall remain unnamed. He was in the local bank when he noticed a man with a gun. Thinking quickly, he wrote the word “gun” on a piece of paper and handed it to the teller. Unfortunately, the teller misinterpreted his message and took it as a threat. Another teller activated a security alarm and the cops arrived and placed our bozo under arrest, charged with breach of peace. And the guy with the gun? He was legally permitted to carry it and had no intent of robbing the bank.