Maybe They Should Have Brought a Nice Book Instead

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Manny Steglich for sending in today’s report from La Grange, Texas, where our two bozos decided to visit a friend that was in the county jail. They pulled up into the jail parking lot and when they sat in their car for a long time without getting out, one of the officers decided to investigate. When our bozos acted a little antsy, the officer decided to search the car and that’s when he found the source of their discomfort. For reasons known only to the bozo mind, they had brought along some methamphetamine when they decided to drop by and visit their friend. Bad idea. They’re busted!