Next Time Just Go To a Movie

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Gainesville, Florida, where police officers observed bozo Daron Baker speeding and driving recklessly on his dirt bike. Upon noticing the bike had no license plate, the cops gave chase. Our bozo led the officers on a chase with speeds reaching 80-90 MPH before he abandoned the bike and attempted to hide in his house. It was when the cops asked him why he fled that he came up with the Bozo Excuse of the Month. He told the officers he was “bored.” The result of that boredom? Arrested, charged with fleeing police and driving an unregistered vehicle.