When Asked Why She Did It, She Said, “Tastes Like Bacon”

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Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Brampton, England, where police had been stumped after a series of tire slashing incidents, with more than 10 vehicles reporting their tires had been punctured. So the cops set up a “bait car” in the area and placed a security camera nearby so our bozo could hopefully be caught red handed. And he was caught, but we would have to call it “red pawed.” The video footage showed Jess the Border Collie running up to the parked car and taking a big bite out of the tire. Jess’s owners were very embarassed, saying that they usually let her off the leash after a walk in the area and had no idea she was attacking the tires. They say they will reimburse all the victims for the damage and will keep her on her leash from now on.