And Next I’m Going After the Cantaloupe

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Over the years on the Bozo Criminal Report, we’ve reported bozos placed under arrest for any number of reasons, but today we have a first. From Thomaston, Connecticut comes the story of bozo Carmine Carillo who was going through a nasty divorce. His wife busted him by turning in to the cops containers or prescription pills and marijuana she found hidden in his tool box. He retaliated by placing a watermelon on her kitchen table and stabbing it with a butcher knife, which apparently is illegal in Connecticut. The cops were called and our bozo was charged with misdemeanor counts of threatening and disorderly conduct.

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  1. James V. Palmieri

    Dear Mr.Moreland; Thank you for years of some of the funniest reading.I often wonder how some of these folks even function at all.

    1. dave

      Isn’t that the truth!

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