Maybe He Should Have Googled “Unload” First

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Middletown, Pennsylvania, where the cops were called to a residence on a report of shots being fired. Upon arrival they found a bulllet hole in one of the windows. Once they had determined that no one was injured, they went next door to question the neighbor. After admitting that he had fired the shot, he then offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. The man said he had fired the weapon because he was unfamiliar with guns and it was the only way he knew how to unload it. Not a good excuse. He’s in jail on $20,000 bond.