Bozo criminal for today comes from Paw Paw, Michigan, where our unidentified 39-year-old bozo drove down to the local bar to pick up her boyfriend. A couple of things are wrong with this scenario. Number one, she was drunk, way to drunk to be driving. Number two, she wasn’t exactly sure where the bar was located. Unfortunately, instead of driving up to the bar’s parking lot, she was spotted by a deputy as she was having difficulty maneuvering into a parking space at the parking lot of the local jail. Oops. She’s been placed under arrest on DUI charges.