Next Time Try Uber

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Troy House for sending in today’s report from the International File in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. A police officer stopped at the Liberty Village police station garage to fill up his car. While there, our bozo walked up and climbed into the back of the cruiser. No, this wasn’t his way of turning himself in. Our extremely intoxicated bozo thought the cruiser was a cab. Further investigation found that he was wanted on an outstanding warrant. Oops. He’s under arrest.