Things Are Heating Up

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Plaistow, New Hampshire. Bozo Bernardo Lopez had what he thought was a foolproof plan for stealing air conditioners from the local Home Depot. He got himself a Home Depot staff apron and decorated it up, drawing flowers and the name “Shannon” on it. He then loaded two air conditioners on a cart, wheeled them out and loaded them into his pickup truck, thinking no one would question a man wearing a Home Depot apron. His mistake was going back into the store. That’s when the store manager realized no one named “Shannon” worked there and called the cops. When the cops arrived, he denied knowing anything about the incident, but he was unable to explain the presence of the “Shannon” apron in his back pocket. He’s busted!