Um, That’s A Coonskin, Not A Bearskin Cap That Davy Wears

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Bozo criminal for today violated seldom used Bozo Rule Number 9272720: Do not chase bears through the woods with a dull hatchet, drunk. Police in North Adams, Massachusetts were called to a report of a man wandering the woods carrying a hatchet. When they found our would be Davy Crockett he explained that he was hunting bears. Since there are an estimated 4500 bears roaming the state, our bozo was taken into “protective custody” until he sobered up.