Wonder What She Would Have Done If He Had Forgotten Her Birthday

There may be more than one bozo at work in today’s story from Pasco County, Florida, and it’s up to you to decide who it is. Police were called to a report of a domestic disturbance and when they arrived they found a husband complaining that his wife had smacked him around, and he had video on his cell phone to back it up. Sounds like an open and shut case, right? So why did it end up in the Bozo Report? It was the reason the wife offered up for the attack. It seems he had forgotten their anniversary again, and she was simply fed up. Sorry, that’s not a good enough defense. She’s been charged with domestic battery.