1 14, 1998

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Miller Duncan who sent us this bozo story via the internet. From Phoenix, Arizona comes the story of bozo Steve Graves who found a strange package next to an ATM machine. Upon further inspection, the bozo discovered the package contained $23,000. Being a somewhat honest bozo, Steve took the package to the bank. They thanked him and gave him a $50 reward. The bozo figured he could trade his heroism for a few minutes of fame, so he called the local newspaper and gave them an interview. Unfortunately for our bozo, one person who read the story in the paper was his ex-wife, to whom he still owed $1900 in child support. She called the cops who came around and arrested our bozo deadbeat dad.