2 20, 1998

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We may have more than one bozo in this story. You’ll have to decide for yourself. From the International File in Cornwall, England comes the story of a bozo named Mark Looney–the name alone should tell you something. It seems bozo Looney is actually an American restaurant doorman but somehow he was able to talk himself onto the Royal Air Force base in Cornwall, claiming to be a highly decorated American Lieutenant. For five days he regaled the base personnel with stories of his imaginary exploits in Bosnia, at the same time taking advantage of the base’s free food and drink. Our bozo was found out when someone noticed that the medals Lieutenant Looney was so proudly displaying were fake ones, made of plastic.