2 6, 1998

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The Bozo criminal for today comes from Anchorage, Alaska where bozo Fred Skinner broke into a bookstore at 2 AM and stole the cash register, running down the street with it. Police are called and when they arrive they immediately know where to look for the bozo. As he ran from the store, the register tape unspooled behind him, literally giving the police a paper trail to follow. Cops caught up with the bozo about three blocks away, still lugging the cash register.