7 20, 1998

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The Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 3465: If you’re going to rob your own workplace, at least do a little research first. From Decatur, Georgia comes the story of Bozo Rodney Hart who was a security gurard at a local bank. After helping a customer with her safety deposit box, our bozo got the bright idea of using his vault master key to help himself to some cash. What the bozo didn’t realize was that all the bags of money in the vault had exploding dye packs in them. He was barely out of the vault when the packet exploded, blowing a hole in his pants, covering the bozo with dye and releasing tear gas. Needless to say, our hapless bozo was arrested.