8 20, 1998

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The Bozo criminal for today comes from Miami, Florida where Bozo Jaime Velasquez went for a ride in a cab. When he got out, he left behind his stash of marijuana. A few miles down the road, the cabbie noticed the dope and turned it in to the dispatcher, who called the cops. Sure enough, a little later the bozo called the cab company to ask if anyone had turned in some "tobacco" he had left in the cab. The dispatcher told him yes, but that he would have to come down and identify it to get it back. Cops were waiting for him when he showed up.