The Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 9043: If you’re going to steal a vehicle, try to steal one that does not draw a lot of attention to you. From the International File in Setermoen, Norway comes the story of an unidentified bozo who stole a military vehicle and took it on a joyride around town. Our bozo, who prepared for the ride by dressing in an army sergeant’s uniform, broke into the local army base in the middle of the night and drove off. He didn’t get very far, however. You see the vehicle he stole was not one you normally encounter on the highway, even in Norway. Our bozo drove away in a 40 foot long 25 ton rocket launcher. He was arrested when he got his new toy stuck while attempting a U-turn.