The Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Alfred McBride who passed along today’s Bozo Criminal Report via the internet. From Stamford, Connecticut comes the story of Bozo Alexander Owens who applied for a job on the local police force. He would probably have gotten the job, too, except for one thing. Our bozo was a wanted fugitive from Nevada. Police discovered this little problem when they collected his fingerprints as part of his job application. He got a job, all right. Making license plates.